To the person who dumped a sectional on my property at Concord and Dekum:
Thanks for the couch. Thanks also for dumping it in my side yard on the exact day that the city inspected my property after a weed complaint.
Oddly enough, I needed a couch. While it reeked a bit of cigarette smoke and cat urine, a good steam cleaning got it all clean, so other than the fact that it created a bit of an embarrassment with the city, thanks.